Verse 1
You went to Charlottesville ridin in your limousine And your finest Old Navy clothes You had the mushroom swiss in your hand & the spoon up you nose & when you wake up in the morning with your torch on fire & your followers on the TV Go on & shill for Joe Biden But don’t come preachin to me
Chorus:
Because you had to be a big shot, didn’t ya You had to open up your mouth You had to be a big shot, didn’t you Then your ass got so knocked out You had to say the Sieg Heil code words, cameras rolling all around You had to have the white sheet spotlight You had to be a big shot last night.
Verse 2
Alphabets impressed, w/ your grand address & the Romans that you threw at the end & all the young men that you doxxed who thought you were their friend But now Milo recorded all those things you said When you came back home & did blow I’ll give you 1 hint Dickie you sure can put on a show
Chorus
No no no you had to be a big shot, didn’t ya? You had to let the cameras in You had to be a big shot, didn’t ya Now you want Biden to win You have to have the blackpill hack takes Always sounding like a pseud you had to have the white robe spotlight you had to be a big shot last night
All Billy Joel songs co-written with the Rogue Scholar. Buy books from him here: shop.aer.io/roguescholar