Punjabi girls just seem to find out early how to open doors with just a smile A rich Baidan and she won’t have to worry, she botoxes her face and goes in style
Another night this big White House gets lonely As she fills her hands with lentils, peas and rice And it breaks her heart to think her job as only Working for a man with hands as cold as ice
So she tells him she must go out for a reading Of children’s books read by tr4njy clowns But he knows where she’s going yeah she’s kneeling She is smoking big cigars with Willie Brown
You can’t hide your Brahmin eyes And your Saaaaaag is a thin disguise Thot by now you’d realize There ain’t no way to hide those Brahmin eyes
On the other side of town a Bernie Bros waiting With pinko schemes and plans no one can steal He dreaming through the night masturbating About a big black man who’ll raise his fist and kneel
My oh my you sure know to arrange things You #Metooed them so well, so carefully Ain’t it funny how your Merkin didn’t change things Your still the same old slore you used to be
There ain’t no way to hide your Brahmin eyes Funny you can’t hide your Brahmin eyes