Duuuuuddee I’m so Stoked that Drumpf got his comeuppance!
(Faisal’s note: One time am gave Uber ride to young man name Bruce Manning, he wears Golden Girls shirt wearing poosyhat, and recorded the conversation. I understand he is Kevin Williamson’s good friend).
Ya the rapid resist crew with a shout out to the Caravan. Like the first amendment said, bring us your sleepy, your muddy lasses, your machetes and Molotov cocktails or w/e as long we have free trade it’s all good man.
I mean how can the heartland support Trumps trade restriction, talking about coal mines coming back and steel jobs and manufacturing jobs and they are GONE FOREVER and there’s nothing Mr Orange Drumpfkins can do about it. The worst part about the holiday season is I have to go BACK to my godforsaken home town and deal with my dumb sister and redneck parents who couldn’t ESCAPE like I did, like just do what I did and MOVE TO WHERE THE FOOD IS LOL! Just go to the hospital and tell them you have back pain and get opioids and just start snorting away man! They get all bent out of shape because they are watching Fox and reading the bible can’t they just swap out their evil guns for fentanyl and sex toys? I mean Gaalll! There’s an all night sushi joint in my city bro, with K-pop right next door, can’t find that in podunk town, lmao!
I can’t wait to tell them these election results give freedom to trans persons of color to read to your children at public libraries and means America is “home base”. Like anyone who touches home base is safe, man, as in free to do their thing. Like if you fly in and touch base, the umpire calls you safe!
When Trump is impeached on Russian conspiracy charges I can’t wait until that smug maniac Andrew Jackson is off the $20 bill. Every time I look at him I’m like AARRGCH why couldn’t we just let the Seminoles have Florida and Alabama he was so genocidal they would have done a great job. Man I wish America was just 13 colonies (except the southern ones, yuck ya know!) I can’t wait until the escaping lady gets on the $20, but hopefully California secedes before then and become this enlightened utopia with all the Drumpf types OUT and Queen Kamala rules for her lifetime. Kamala on the $20 4 lyfe!
Sometimes I look at South Africa and I see all these white people fleeing from cities and farms they built over four hundred years and I think GOOD! THeY TOTES deserve it. I worry sometimes that they will find their way to America and I think man like BOOO the idea of more white people here by the millions make me scared. Any group of whites more than three is like literally Hitler you know. Better they just get some fancy necklaces, oops sorry LULZ!
I mean I love my girlfriend you know but we are allies. In fact I totally support my gf, sometimes physically on my hands and knees when we make our art films. It might be outside the box for you but don’t you dare call it porn, we have a character arc where I put on a Drumpf wig and defiantly resist my Mistress inviting her BF over until I (I mean Drumpf) go through the 12 stages of mourning and accept my fate (Um I mean Drumpfs fate) and frog march into jail to watch Mistress MAGOTES get impregnated brosetta!
It’s all a performance piece available on Patreon to our fans bro. And it supplements our income, which has been lacking lately. I was looking for a job and found a great opportunity, it suited me but I also told my GF because we took some of the same classes, I knew she was qualified. She got the job and I’m so excited for her and not jealous at all because it’s 2020 and we gotta support womyn broseph!
In fact,we decided together to get a vasectomy, she calls it a “his”terectomy, (are you kidding me THIS LADY is HILARIOUS). We have a whole ceremony planned where she gives me access to the entire Marvel collection, including bonus footage of Black Panther. Also, Bruce is just too dripping with toxic masculinity so we agreed I’m changing it to Khrys. And its Ok because I get to look into her sons’ eyes and I say each and every day, “Logan, Ricardo, D’Snickashaw, you are my sons just as much as my own flesh and blood. In fact, I love you even more than my family. And we are going to fight Patreon’s new restrictive policies but even if we have to migrate over to iClips I can still drive DoorDash 24/7 to put food on the table for you guys because its 2022 and this is what family does for each other!”
Editors : Well Bruce, that ….was impressive