Faisal’s Dating advice
A lot of you young guns ask advice how to get / find girl. You fell into manosphere 2.0 trap say “clean up your act, get sober, maek six figures and now you’ve done all that and is like Sahara Desert to female race. They have evolved and you need to too. Am here to halp
- Woman want project they can work on, they love fixer-uppers. By all means keep in shape and go to church but do not looksmax, you must be disheveled and have wild look in eyes.
-Act as if you don’t have job or that job has odd hours. Rent a trailer on the outskirts of town and randomly burn branches
- Never use your real name, have alias last name and a “nickname” and have ur Bros call u nickname. Close your checking account and throw away your credit cards. Tell girls you don’t trust banks
- If you have new Co-worker I like ask for ride home, because you don’t have bus fare. This must be opener. “I have trouble keeping car insurance and I forgot bus fare.” Then in the middle of drive stop and buy cigarettes with cash at 7-11, HUGE flex
- If you get first date please don’t do movies or concert or events . Have tannerite on hand and take girl to woods (she drives naturally) Paint old refrigerator and shoot it from a distance.
- At coffee shops flex your pecs openly and wonder aloud if you are trans . Say “im thinking about joins local dodgeball team ,”am I trans”
- Train your dog to whimper in your presence, do not give shots!
- Paint cardboard sign in coffee shop to beg for money. Use bathroom barefoot in restaurants and just walk out.
- Carry hypodermic needles around with you and give implausible reasons why you have them, Say Tyrone down the block is diabetic and you carry extras in case he needs them. But it must be flimsy she must suspect you are addict or is Sahara desert.
- Never be forthcoming about your job, just say you have to work the block or meet a man outside of time. Spend a lot of time near middle schools handing out gum.
- Go to Home Depot and ask immigrants just to walk around with you at the food court cursing in Spanish at your target.
- If you get past first date you can gradually clean up act a teeny bit, de-louse the dog that kind of thing, and bite your lip and give her credit. Eventually let her see your real apt (Claim u just got a new lease)
- After a while just ask the girl if she wants to go ring shopping, you will keep her on the line for several years in this manner while you search better prospects