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Let's Go Brandon

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Let's Go Brandon

Sung to the tune of I'm Still Standing by Elton John

Faisal Marzipan
Nov 29, 2022
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Let's Go Brandon

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You can remember what it's like
Your blood, like winter, freezes just like ice
Adrenochrome supply won’t get to you

You are gonna wreck your bike behind that mask you use

Can you believe this fool could ever win?
Look at the frogs, they’re a-coming back again
We’re having lots of fun at your sleepy ways
And if you need to know why Let’s Go Brandon

You just fade away

Don’t you know Let’s Go Brandon better than I ever did?

Looking like a flu survivor, Sniffin’ on a little kid?

And Let’s Go Brandon after all this time

Seein Malia Obama’s name when you read between the lines.

Once, I never coulda hoped to win

The price of gas quadrupled my friend

The threats you made were meant to shut us down

Your administrations just a circus, a bunch of worthless clowns

Don’t you know Let’s Go Brandon better than I ever did?

Looking like a flu survivor, Sniffin’ on a little kid?

And Let’s Go Brandon after all this time

Seein Malia Obama’s name when you read between the lines.

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