"Proud to be an Okie who's Musks' OG"
sung to the tune of "Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee" by Merle Haggard.
Written in simpler times (when Musk and Trump were friendly)
"We don’t countersignal on the timeline
We don’t swallow blackpills with our wins
We don’t play our DEI cards down on K street.
We like blocking tards and boosting frens
And we don’t bite the ankles of other alphas
We like having foursomes with the dudes
But we don’t like our girls packing something extra
Like the libtards out in San Francisco do
(Chorus)
And I’m proud to be an Okie who’s Musk’s OG
A place where even frogs can have a ball
We still pack a Zyn down at the Congress
And our vict'ry still the biggest thrill of all
(Verse)
And slonking eggs are still in style for manly breakfast
Bugs and Chinese soybeans won’t be seen
Hulk Hogan always wants us to Hold Hedgehog
And the kids here still respect Trump’s manly genes
(Chorus)
And I’m proud to be an Okie who’s Musk’s OG
A place where all anons can have a voice
We’re still chanting MAGA at the Congress
And every mid castizas soft and moist"
Crying. I am certain that something can be done with other Merle tunes: "MAGA tried"