"Proud to be an Okie who's Musks' OG"

sung to the tune of "Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee" by Merle Haggard.

Written in simpler times (when Musk and Trump were friendly)

"We don’t countersignal on the timeline

We don’t swallow blackpills with our wins

We don’t play our DEI cards down on K street.

We like blocking tards and boosting frens

And we don’t bite the ankles of other alphas

We like having foursomes with the dudes

But we don’t like our girls packing something extra

Like the libtards out in San Francisco do

(Chorus)

And I’m proud to be an Okie who’s Musk’s OG

A place where even frogs can have a ball

We still pack a Zyn down at the Congress

And our vict'ry still the biggest thrill of all

(Verse)

And slonking eggs are still in style for manly breakfast

Bugs and Chinese soybeans won’t be seen

Hulk Hogan always wants us to Hold Hedgehog

And the kids here still respect Trump’s manly genes

(Chorus)

And I’m proud to be an Okie who’s Musk’s OG

A place where all anons can have a voice

We’re still chanting MAGA at the Congress

And every mid castizas soft and moist"