Stuck in the Middle with Jews

Sung to the tune of Stealer's Wheel's "Stuck in the middle with you"

"Well they turned around deportation flights

They didn’t listen when I told them to 'fight'

Gujaratis are now running for mayor

And these con-men want to lead me in prayer

Tards to the left of me/ Con-men to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with Jews

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with Jews

Just got a pager from Netanyahu

It's so hard to build this wall on my south

When this closet case starts running his mouth

Tards to the left of me Con-men / to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with Jews

When you started off with nothing and you tell me that I should bomb Iran

And the groypers they all come crawling / Stab me in the back and say

Please

Please

Trying to make some sense of it all

With Manischewitz and cold matzoh balls

Is it cool to launch this Yahu to space?

'Cause I don't think he belongs in this place

Tards to the left of me / Con-men to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with Jews"

Postscript: I love patriotic Jewish Americans but Netanyahu and Tel Aviv Levin are not the best allies. But, we are stuck with them!