The Chimpanzee Story
Ok I have teased this for my loyal frends perhaps it is time Faisal tell the Chimpanzee story. When I wuz young mang went to Gabon to build modern apartment buildings, I handle logistics this is common among the Levantines. At a time a Chimpanzee lab lose Western funding.
I say Ok no problem my frend, and so, I have Chimpanzee fren live with Faisal one year. Imagine the smell hehe. Ok I can't dox am but this wuz about the situation (I know this orangutan spergs, plz chill
Gabon is hot, and the natives restless, but Faisal close with his Levantine friends & can manage the project no problem my friend. After a year the project over and me and my friends pulling out of Gabon. But comment diton I cannot just bring Chimpanzee baq to Beirut..
With all my frens going baq I cud not offload the Chimp easily, and again may I remind give to Gabonese AM NOT ALLOW my friend be digest. I search high and low finally find convent with aging nun, she agree to take chimpanzee. (Cathedral Saint Marie)
You see Gabon a former Franch Colonie. So, I buy one year supply food for my Chimpanzee fren and give to the nun and wish her adieu. My fellow kings will recognize this true story as not-so-subtle allegory for the Africa Question.
The aging French nun as the last remnant of a culture of noblesse oblige, the western laboratory waving the white flag of retreat euro-centric dominance in science. We levant can come in maek project work but cannot tame this dark continent.
The Afreakan is adapt to live 50 million (at VERY MOST!) on this continent, not 5 billion. This is fault of "Charities" designed to "feed the hungry" is not-so-benign imperialism, much less benign than the Rhodesians.
Am tell u the Chimpanzee, the Rhino, the Elephant, all the majestic megafauna wine moms hold dear will be wiped out, thanks to charities designed to feed the hungry maek sure "da white man" run out of Algeria, Mozambique, and the rest of Afreaka.