The Lebotarians

Sung to the tune of "Young Americans" by David Bowie

Sucker wanted an unlocked iphone
We laid it down, Chinatown
”Gee this screen's a funny thing, is it still locked?”
We rushed him then and there
We took his ring, took his wallet
It took us minutes, left him busted
Heaven knows, we'd have taken everything, but

All night
We are the Lebotarians Lebotarian, Lebotarian, We are the Lebotarians
All night
We are the Lebotarians

Scanning life through the gas station window
I found a stinky vagabond
He coughs as he passes the Red Ginseng
But Heaven forbid, he'll steal anything
But the youth, and the thugs, all go joggin
Holds a glock sideways in his hand, but
Showing nothing, I pump the shotgun
His grandma cries, "Where have all my babies gone?"

All night
He fronted the Lebotarian
Lebotarian, Lebotarian, fronted the Lebotarian
All right
Well he fronted the Lebotarian

All the way from Lebanon
A rug merchant steps out a shipping container
Politics and Startup tips

Homespun wisdom from a foreigner’s lips

All night
He wants the Lebotarian
Lebotarian, Lebotarian
He wants the Lebotarian
All right (all right)
Well, he wants the Lebotarian

Do you remember, your President Biden? (ooh)
Do you remember, the pills you have to take, just to stay awake?

Can you become Trans-Leb’otarian? (ooh)
Belly dancer shaking from the botox you bought her (ooh)
'Bout hummus, hummus everywhere, and
College admission for your sons and your daughters

Well, well, well, would you carry a hookah (ooh)
Unmarked trailer from a man on the border (ooh)
Fill up your house with the Payless Closeout
BlaBlushing at all the six inches heels ya
Ain't that close to love?
Well, all those poasts you love?
You ain't Gemayal and you ain't Hezbollah
Gemayals got an AK and a lady got a fat tail

All night
All night you want the Lebotarian
Lebotarian, Lebotarian, you want the Lebotarian
All right
You want the Lebotarian