Fifty Shades of Swan

Fifty Shades of Swan

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Roger meets reality
The sequel you've all been waiting for
Sep 24 • 
Faisal Marzipan
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August 2025

The Diversity Statement needs to DEI
End the mass struggle session
Aug 8 • 
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July 2025

The Diversity Statement
To the hiring committee at Drake University Biology Department,
Jul 30 • 
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On conscious and unconscious messaging
The Director David Lynch died earlier this year at the age of 78 and had directed movies of a specific style, his debut film Eraserhead was an entirely…
Jul 30 • 
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"Proud to be an Okie who's Musks' OG"
sung to the tune of "Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee" by Merle Haggard.
Jul 1 • 
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2

June 2025

Ashley
(Sung to the tune of "Lucille" by Kenny Rogers)
Jun 30 • 
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2
Stuck in the Middle with Jews
Sung to the tune of Stealer's Wheel's "Stuck in the middle with you"
Jun 27 • 
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2

January 2024

Faisal's Dating Advice
My tips for the young sensitive man
Jan 12, 2024 • 
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3:11
Missed Connections: March 18th 2020
My friends narrate a favorite from Gaucho
Jan 10, 2024 • 
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12:09
Roger Fails the Marshmallow Test
Podcast version narrate by cast of characters
Jan 8, 2024 • 
Faisal Marzipan
7:28
A Corridor of Black Boxes
Podcast version
Jan 4, 2024 • 
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6:32
Ulysses Lament
Listen to me and cast of characters narrate your favorite Gaucho classics
Jan 2, 2024 • 
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14:23
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