Archive - Fifty Shades of Swan

"Proud to be an Okie who's Musks' OG"

sung to the tune of "Proud to be an Okie from Muskogee" by Merle Haggard.

Jul 1 •

Faisal Marzipan

June 2025

(Sung to the tune of "Lucille" by Kenny Rogers)

Jun 30 •

Faisal Marzipan

Stuck in the Middle with Jews

Sung to the tune of Stealer's Wheel's "Stuck in the middle with you"

Jun 27 •

Faisal Marzipan

January 2024

Faisal's Dating Advice

My tips for the young sensitive man

Jan 12, 2024 •

Faisal Marzipan

3:11

Missed Connections: March 18th 2020

My friends narrate a favorite from Gaucho

Jan 10, 2024 •

Faisal Marzipan

12:09

Roger Fails the Marshmallow Test

Podcast version narrate by cast of characters

Jan 8, 2024 •

Faisal Marzipan

7:28

A Corridor of Black Boxes

Podcast version

Jan 4, 2024 •

Faisal Marzipan

6:32

Listen to me and cast of characters narrate your favorite Gaucho classics

Jan 2, 2024 •

Faisal Marzipan

14:23

December 2023

Theme of the Assassin and the King

or: Schelling's Aquarium

Dec 29, 2023 •

Faisal Marzipan

White Tara Counts the Worry Beads

Podcast version, story can be read below

Dec 27, 2023 •

Faisal Marzipan

7:40

The Minnetonka Safe Haven Project

Podcast version

Dec 22, 2023 •

Faisal Marzipan

21:24

The Okeechobee Carpet Delivery Service

Podcast Version

Dec 22, 2023 •

Faisal Marzipan

7:41

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